“I like you too much to rape you.” -Javier
But actually I’m just scared to sleep next to this guy tonight.
LeaveGoodforGreat
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Not sure if I should be offended or...
- Me: Describe me in one word.
- Javier: ......spaghetti.
- Me: ...what the fuck?
- Javier: Well you're skinny and all asdfghjkl like spaghetti so yeah.
Oh maka maka...
- I: Want to join me on a quest to hit up as many pregames as possible?
- W: I wanna remember tonight chick!
- I: Once upon a time you were fun.
- W: You worry me.
- I: Ball so hard my liver wants to fine me!
Gotta Love Your Friends
- Friend: There wasn't a dance at Commons for The Game!
- Me: Yes there was.
- Friend: No, but actually there wasn't.
- Me: How are you gonna tell me? You blacked out!
- Friend: .......oooohh yeah......well I remember the first two minutes at least.
So I have to do a poem for French class tomorrow and it’s about my likes and dislikes. 5th thing on the like list is Vodka; right after college parties.
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Text from a friend.
So glad my friend has her interests in check hahahaaa
About LeaveGoodforGreat
I'm William/Willie/Will (take your pick): a guy with absolutely no clue what he's gotten himself into.
I'm a Puerto Rican college student from New York who's still piecing together what to do with my life.
I laugh oddly, talk loudly, and make strange noises to express my emotions. I'm generally happy, and I'm always looking at the brighter things in life.
I'm a Puerto Rican college student from New York who's still piecing together what to do with my life.
I laugh oddly, talk loudly, and make strange noises to express my emotions. I'm generally happy, and I'm always looking at the brighter things in life.
