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I’m going to a big gay wedding!

My aunt is getting married to her girlfriend this September, and the wedding (the unofficial one at least) is gonna be in Virginia. This is gonna be the absolute most hilarious wedding ever.

1. First off, my aunt’s fiance [said she] is from a hillbilly family who grew up in the Appalachians and they’re all supposed to be there. 
2. Second, all of my dad’s siblings are going. They are all legit insane and hysterical. Words cannot even describe them hahaaa.
3. With those two alone the entire day would be priceless, but to make it even better, everyone (both families and my aunt’s to say the least eccentric friends) is staying at a lake house together during the weekend for the ceremony. I can’t even imagine the ridiculous that’s gonna go down. 
4. To add the cherry on top to this wedding, my aunt is planning to wear a red suit.

Honestly, I might die from all the hilarity that will surround me. I can’t fucking wait.

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If you squint your eyes just right it almost seems as if it’s still last year and nobody has moved away to college yet.

Three great friends are visiting me from back home for the weekend!

I haven’t seen them since August, and I’m so pumped to see them! They completely understand my ridiculously loud talking-cringe-worthy-grammar-and-slang-combined-with-excessive-hand-motions-when-I’m-hyped behavior. AHHHH can’t wait to see them in a few hours!!!

• Mowed the lawn.
• Vacuumed the house.
• Seasoned the pernil.
• Seasoned the Ham.
• Prepared the beef for empanadas.
• Skinned yucca.
• Prepared shish kabobs 

Now off to my last day of work. Can’t wait for tomorrow

Love my family

My family is loud. crazy. partiers. eccentric. drunks. dysfunctional. ghetto. hilarious. and absolutely the greatest. Can’t wait to have them all here for my going-away party. 

6 Days till Jersey. I think I might cry is spastic happiness. nbd

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