The TV is on and something comes on about weed, so I jokingly asked my titi if she ever smoked weed. The conversation that ensued almost gave me a heart attack from laughter. Here are just a few of her hilarious quotes from the conversation:
“I got super high once, and ordered a whole pie of pizza, but when I got it I only stared at it. I couldn’t move.”
“…At that moment the pizza became my enemy, and I threw it across the room.”
“That’s why I quit. I asked God to deliver me from it.”
“…And then shortly after I tripped on acid…”
“That’s why you never do acid. I don’t recommend it.”…”
I lost it when she mentioned acid out of left field, and couldn’t stop laughing hahahaaa. I swear I can’t do anything crazy that a family member of mine hasn’t done already.